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Friday, 1 April 2011

Larsson's Last Stand

Book Review: THE GIRL WHO KICKED THE HORNETS’ NEST
Written by: Stieg Larsson

Translated from the Swedish by: Reg Keeland

743pages

Published by: Quercus

Released: 2007 (Sweden) and 2009 (UK)

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[SPOILERS]
I think I’ll be forgiven for having not *quite* finished all 743 pages of Stieg Larsson’s trilogy-closing magnum opus when I saw the consummate Swedish film adaptation at the cinema last year (review HERE). As hungry as I was to consume every last word of the trial of Lisbeth Salander, The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets’ Nest was a mammoth struggle of a read. Which isn’t to say that it isn’t brilliant; it’s just in need of a damn ruthless edit: the frickin’ epilogue alone is over 30 pages!

My resolve kicked-in in the lead up to the film’s UK Blu-ray release on April 11th, and I set about finally getting to the end of this beast. Being familiar with the characters and the story helped tremendously, but I was nevertheless amazed at how quickly I took to (re-)immersing myself in the story, despite picking it up from page 230. It took me 8 further days, but I made it! And in celebration of this achievement (I’m making reading a book sound like conquering Everest, aren’t I?!) I present to you, dear CR@B fans, my review:

*Drum roll, please*

Kick starting at the cliffhanger we were left perilously perched over at the close of middle novel Played With Fire, Hornets’ Nest once again separates its two iconic leads – crusading journo Mikael Blomkvist and hospital-stricken social pariah Salander – for over ninety percent of the narrative, as Blomkvist sets about proving his rebellious and recuperating friend innocent of the astonishing list of wild accusations which have turned her into Sweden’s Enemy #1.

As the prosecution gathers together its fraudulent evidence in anticipation of Salander’s recovery from a bullet wound to the skull and the subsequent trial which they hope will see her once more institutionalised, light is shone on Säpo, the shady secret governmental inner circle which for years has silenced and victimised this brave, innocent little girl who knows the truth behind their corrupt cover-up of a harboured spy: Lisbeth’s wicked, wife-beating father Zalachenko.

As Säpo uses all manner of nefarious schemes to cover their tracks, Salander uses a smuggled Palm to corral her hacker pals, type her autobiography and fight her corner from her hospital bed. Ever determined, Blomkvist forms a co-operative alliance with a unit of investigators intent on uncovering the conspiracy, while his sister, Annita Giannini, perseveres with her awkward client in the name of justice, taking on the role of Salander’s defence lawyer.

If that wasn’t enough to keep track of, the regular police force is simultaneously making waves with their investigation into Säpo’s illegalities and Millennium’s editor-in-chief, Erica Berger, makes the difficult decision to leave the investigative magazine and work for newspaper SMP, only for a foul-mouthed stalker to make her instantly regret her decision. Oh, and don’t forget Lisbeth’s police-slaughtering fugitive half brother, Ronald Nierdman, too, who keeps to the fringes of the page but still has an impact come the conclusion.

Larsson’s comprehensive characterisation once again paints a scrupulously dynamic picture of his crowded cast. You quickly learn that they all drink far too much coffee and smoke far too many cigarettes. Salander is still as introverted and uncommunicative as ever, her strict principals often coming at the detriment of her appeal, while Blomkvist’s “free love” outlook does begin to grate as he sleeps his way around Sweden .

With a multitude of characters (each with a different agenda) circling the Zalachenko case, you do find that even as the narrative jumps from group-to-group, a lot of the back-story is repeated to the point of irritation as everyone collates, assesses and reassesses their knowledge of the facts at different speeds. And yet, conversely (and much to Larsson’s storytelling credit), it’s still inexplicably readable.

In a shorter work, Berger’s harassment sub-plot would have been a welcome respite from the focused endurance of the trial, but in a work this large it just feels like superfluous baggage. It’s not unenjoyable, it’s just Larsson seems to like alienating his heroes and seeing how they cope when it’s them versus the world. However, I completely concur with the filmmaker’s decision to tweak and ingratiate this distraction into the grand Säpo conspiracy in their adaptation.

I couldn’t help but raise my eyebrow at some of the differences between English and Swedish rules of law as I read the courtroom chapters. Salander frequently gets away with referring to depraved doctor Peter Teleborian as “a bastard” (he is one – but in court??), the defensive is allowed to bring in a free-speaking assistant counsel at the drop of a hat, witnesses – one of which is the defence lawyer’s brother – seem to just wander in without the formalities of a courtroom, and the judge seems too quickly to compromise with Lisbeth’s demands and drop the charges against her. It was undoubtedly the correct decision (particularly in light of Giannini’s decimation of the prosecution), but the manner in which it was reached just seemed too relaxed and – dare I say it – unprofessional.

Regrettably the last novel author Larsson wrote before his untimely death in 2004, The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets’ Nest was in fact only the third in a proposed ten stories in his “Millennium” series. In bringing a close to the injustice which has plagued his iconic heroine, the novel actually works remarkably well as a culmination to Lisbeth’s personal struggle, even if I would still be incredibly interested to see where Larsson planned to take his hard boiled, ass-kicking crime-fighters next.


In a CR@B Shell:
Hornets’ Nest presents a compelling story coupled with wonderfully rounded (if psychologically complex) characters. Larsson was clearly very passionate about this story, and it’s easy to see why – but as Lisbeth understood; it is possible to make your point without letting your word count get away from you.

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Tuesday, 29 March 2011

The Altor Limits

TV Review: SPACE PRECINCT – THE COMPLETE SERIES
15 – 17hours 43mins – 1994-5
Created by: Gerry Anderson
Executive Producer: Gerry Anderson
Starring: Ted Shackleford, Rob Youngblood, Simone Bendix, Jerome Willis, Nancy Paul, Nick Klein, Megan Olive, Mary Woodvine, Gary Martin, Lou Hirsch, Kieron Jecchinis, Rob Thirtle, Tom Watt
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“The name’s Brogan. Lieutenant Brogan. For twenty years I was with the NYPD. Now? Well, let’s just say I transferred to another precinct.”

Ah, now this takes me back! Master of the marionettes Gerry Anderson’s mid-90s sci-fi police procedural was avid weekly viewing for 12 year-old me some fifteen years ago. I even collected all of the Vivid Imaginations action figures and vehicles (and I’ve still got them all… though no longer out on display, I should clarify!!). 15 years on and having finally been released on R1 DVD in a complete series set (the double episode R2 DVD collections have long been deleted and sell for extortionate prices online), I was able to revisit this inventive mix of model work and life-action drama with a fresh pair of 26 year-old eyes.

As the above-quoted dialogue – which played as part of the title sequence every week – indicates, this future-set series sees its middle-aged New York-born protagonist, Lieutenant Patrick Brogan (Shackleford), and his cocksure young partner, Officer Jack Haldane (Youngblood), adjust to life in a new precinct; one which gravitates above the planet Altor and allows them to keep watch over the goings on in their main jurisdiction: Demeter City.


But it isn’t just human criminals the boys in blue are now chasing, for Altor is populated by all manner of weird and wonderful alien creatures. The two main species are bug-eyed Creons – such as their precinct Captain, Podly (Willis) – and telekinetic Tarns – such as fellow Officer, Took (Woodvine) – but the planet is also the stomping ground of various assorted beings from beyond the Rim. And as the 88th Precinct frequently discover, not all of them are the law-abiding type…

It is obvious that the show’s crew spent a lot of money on this project. The creons and tarns all wore extensive and technically complex face masks – many of which were created but few, it seems, were recycled – while the other extra terrestrials were kitted out in all manner of bizarrely inventive prosthetics. Furthermore, the sets and model work were numerous yet painstakingly rendered (and oftentimes blown to smithereens by the end credits), giving the streets of Demeter City a dilapidated Blade Runner vibe. It didn’t shock me to learn that each 43 minute episode cost over $1million to produce.

If my memory serves me correctly, the all-too-short 24 episode run was broadcast in the UK on BBC 2 in the 6pm slot which I have come to regard as the “Star Trek: TNG slot”. A family-friendly tea time transmission, coupled with the kid-centric merchandise, would give you the impression that Space Precinct is a bright, kooky show, but that isn’t necessarily the case: murder, assault, racism, hookers, corrupt politicians, foetus-napping, animal cruelty, religious cults and drug dealing are just some of the rather adult themes the show dealt with. Some of it is frankly scary stuff, and I’m sure Auntie Beeb must have edited the hell out of numerous episodes.


It wasn’t all doom and gloom, however; wisecracking duo Officers Orrin (Jecchinis) and Romek (Hirsch) contributed the humour, while the flirtatious undercurrent which sizzled between Haldane and the pretty Officer Jane Castle (Bendix) was always good for a smirk. The precinct’s R2 D2-alike RSA unit Slomo (Martin) was also clearly designed with a toy in mind, while Brogan’s two children, Matt (Klein) and Liz (Olive) gave a child’s eye perspective to proceedings – pets, gadgets and incomprehensible idioms (“prime elders”, “orbital”, etcetera) to boot.

But herein lies the rub: Space Precinct is very much a schizophrenic series. I’m not even entirely sure if the writers knew who their prime audience was – and it does often lead to many stories dawdling in an awkward middle ground. For instance, the eeriness of body-invader Enid Kmada (Richard James) in episode #14, “Predator and Prey”, is purposefully counteracted with a frankly asinine story about a goofy ape-like creature being found in a bin(!) and befriended by the bumbling Orrin and Romek.

Elsewhere, the mature storylines are spoon-fed to such a degree that they are immediately predictable, much to the detriment of any mystery. Primary culprit is episode #4, “Double Duty”, where a serial killer is “somehow” evading identification – but Haldane gives away the “third gender” twist of a green-haired alien in the opening line of the prologue! Also guilty: “The Witness” (#15), where newly transferred officer Morgan (Todd Boyce) is introduced and given far too much screen time to be anything other than the psychotic lance killer.


The episodes which stayed with me from my first viewing a decade and a half ago were “The Snake” (#5) and “Time to Kill” (#6). In both instances this is due to the distinctiveness of the villains. Having now rewatched them, I was disappointed by how little the eponymous blackmailing reptile appeared in his own episode – he is despatched far too early, making way for the tension of a bomb threat climax fit for Jack Bauer. “Time to Kill”, meanwhile (which I always remember garnered a 15 certificate in the UK), is a terrifically morbid and ultra-violent riff on The Terminator, even if the “reset button” outcome is all too obvious when all the main cast other than Brogan are killed off!

My favourite episodes are those which let a linear story unfold and there is no mystery to be spoilt: Episode #12, “Two Against The Rock”, which sees a flying Alcatraz fall foul to a prisoner takeover, is an edgy, enjoyable affair, while “ Hate Street ” (#16) is an astonishingly brutal look at racially aggravated crime. Special mention must also be made to “Smelter Skelter” (#18), which opened with a viciously tense bank robbery which put Liz Brogan and her mother (Paul) in peril, then documented their coming to terms with the shock, and the two-part epic “The Fire Within” (#20, #21), which covered a wealth of ground in a story remarkably diverse to any other told in the series.


In a CR@B Shell: Worth checking out, if only for nostalgia’s sake, but cop show savvy adults will grow weary of the all-too-apparent plot devices. It’s a shame because there was much promise in this short-lived sci-fi: Space Precinct’s affable characters are a force to be reckoned with and the visuals are lightyears ahead of their time.
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Monday, 28 February 2011

Slice, Dice and Grindhouse

Cine Review: MACHETE
18 – 105mins – 2010
Written by: Robert Rodriguez and Álvaro Rodríguez
Directed by: Ethan Maniquis and Robert Rodriguez
Starring: Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Robert De Niro, Steven Seagal, Jeff Fahey, Lindsay Lohan, Tom Savini, Cheech Marin, Don Johnson, Shea Wingham, Daryl Sabara, Gilbert Trejo

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Stretched out from the most bonkers (and thus intriguing) of the faux trailers sandwiched betwixt the infamous 2007 Rodriguez/Tarantino double feature extravaganza, Machete is – as expected – a preposterous but pleasing fanboy's love letter to trashy, bad taste 70’s B-movie cinema. But I guess you already knew that from the threesome in the swimming pool scene… *Bom chicka wah wah*

Clearly a pet project of Robert Rodriguez’s (he stepped down from directing duties on his Predators reboot, which was shooting simultaneously), Machete could all too easily have been one niche gamble too many after Grindhouse’s muted reception and multiplexes unanimous decision to separate the two entities spoiled the auteur’s illustrious endeavours. Yet this Danny Trejo vehicle (I never imagined I’d say that before!) is a wild n' spirited cheese fest which will always find an audience.

Incorporating all of the footage from the wacky teaser into an even wackier expanded storyline concerning Trejo’s aging vigilante ex-federale crusading against a racist senator’s (gamely hammed up by screen great De Niro) attempts to deport all Mexican immigrants, Machete is a no-holds-barred orgy of bangs, bullets, blades, boobs, banter, bribes, beddings, beheadings and bungled assassination attempts.

Old school genre fans will be whooping with delight at appearances from Cheech Nash Bridges Marin, Tom Dawn of the Dead Savini and B-movie legend Steven Seagal – Machete is essentially an even tackier spoof of The Expendables, so naturally the plot is completely superfluous next to the in-your-face action and relentless impropriety.

It’s a scratchy-screened, jumpily-edited comic book world where exposed intestines can be used as rope swings, burned baddies make thermometers overheat and the corrupt get their comeuppance while the hero always gets the girl, no matter how old he is and how smokin’ hot and waaaay out of his league she may be (Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Lohan and her screen mom – together!). Right, that's it, I’m off to draw permanent marker wrinkles on my face and grow a honking great handlebar moustache… *Bom chicka wah wah* indeed.


In a CR@B Shell: A mash-up of brash trash, but a whole heap of vulgar fun regardless. You’ll either “get” Machete or you’ll get mighty offended, either way you may require a stash of beer to make it through this criminally comical tongue-in-cheek actioner.
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